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Kay Burns #41
2015-07-05 04:47:07

Will, that's great thanks! I'll have a think over the few weeks. Nothing ventured nothing gained : ) Thanks for the reply, much appreciated.

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Will Pender #1
2015-07-04 23:22:04

@ Kay. Robert has sent in quite a few stories, and I'm sure he has lot's of interesting things to say regarding his work with the Warrens and investigative team. You can email me your questions and I can forward them, or comment on his stories and maybe he'll see them - but if you have some good questions and he's willing to answer we can certainly put them in a podcast. Thanks for the suggestion:)

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Kay Burns #41
2015-07-03 13:40:24

Hi Will and Ryan. I've noticed that there a few submissions from Robert. It would be great to be able to submit some questions to him, where by may be you could podcast his answers, or answers from the team that he references also. I realise you're all really busy and have your own excellent ideas, so I hope you don't mind me suggesting that. I'm a great fan of your stuff. Have a great weekend guys.

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Kay Burns #41
2015-06-29 03:21:09

Great submission Steve, I'll keep my fingers crossed for an update (with no alien probes please ; )

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Will Pender #1
2015-06-26 23:18:44

@ Thomas - Are you referring to the stuff written on the paper or the medallion? It sounds like you can read some of it; what does it sound like it's trying to communicate? Just that we are running out of time?

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PodcastSpirit Phone - Calls From The Dead

Is there life after death? Is there such a thing as after death communication? The proof inside.

Posted: 2015-07-07 20:53:00
StoryCellmate Zozo

As a troubled youth, Martin finds himself in prison for robbery. To kill time, Martin and his cell mate create a homemade Ouija Board. Things are fun and interesting until they make contact with the one known as the Zozo demon.

Posted: 2015-07-07 20:38:33
StoryThe Old Story Teller

As kids, Nelson and his little sister are awoken by an old story teller on many occasions; an old man that only the kids can see.

Posted: 2015-07-04 23:14:15
StoryThe Demon`s Called Us

A paranormal investigative team lead by Ed and Lorraine Warren receive phone calls by what sounds like a demon.

Posted: 2015-07-02 21:36:03
StoryCursed iPod

Joey comes into possession of a stolen iPod that proves to be cursed. Soon after receiving it, Joey’s life is turned upside down as he experiences disembodied voices, phantom phone calls, and a relentless alarm at 3am each morning.

Posted: 2015-07-01 20:00:16
StoryHopping Ghost Light

Steve and friends spot a strange light that hops from behind the tree line to the highway, and back again. Could this be a UFO? Corpse Light?

Posted: 2015-06-28 18:31:37
StoryAddict`s Near Death Experience

A former heroin addict completely changes his life around after experiencing a terrifying near death experience. What begins as a gentle out of body experience quickly escalates into the sensation of falling, the sounds of a thousand blood curdling screams, and the feeling of being pricked by needles all over his body.

Posted: 2015-06-26 00:49:16
StoryMy Sleep Paralysis Demon

Domanik suffers from sleep paralysis. Some refer to it as the old hag - for Domanik, it sounds more like a sleep paralysis demon. Here is his story.

Posted: 2015-06-25 23:40:50
StoryMy Phone is Cursed

Creepy calls at 3am is one thing, but it’s the sound of demons on the other end, and the number 6666666666 that disturbs Joey most. Unfortunately, Joey experiences many phantom phone calls - so much so, that Joey believes his phone is cursed.

Posted: 2015-06-24 22:57:37
PodcastFrozen In Time – Psychic Showdown

A surprise exorcism - what could go wrong?

Posted: 2015-06-23 09:11:25
PodcastNASA Finds Pyramid on Mars

NASA's Mars rover has taken pictures of what appears to be a pyramid on Mars. Have we finally found proof of our alien ancestry?

Posted: 2015-06-23 09:05:41
PicsSarah`s Orb

A strange feeling urges Sarah to take a picture in her mothers basement. The result? An orb; the only one she’s caught.

Posted: 2015-06-22 23:48:56
StorySleepwalking Trance

Blind, conscious, and sleep walking; such is the life of Alessandra. Most people stay put, they dream; Alessandra see’s black and has the very conscious urge to leave where she is.

Posted: 2015-06-22 23:32:13
StoryA Spell Gone Wrong

Always heed the warnings of your elders; a notion Dan ignored with his grandfathers book of spells. The circle of protection traps him while the the dark entities close in. Only his father can save him now.

Posted: 2015-06-22 23:07:05
PodcastHouse Of Angry Spirits

A family trip turns sour when paranormal activity runs rampant. What starts as a textbook haunting gets serious when a grandfather is strangled and a fire log oozes blood.

Posted: 2015-06-22 22:56:03
StoryPulling Her Soul Out

After moving into a new home, Robert comes home after working the night shift to find his wife asleep in the hallway. She didn’t know how she got there, but she dreamt creatures were pulling her by the feet. This happens several times until Robert decides to stay up and watch, and what he see’s is very real.

Posted: 2015-06-17 21:02:57
PodcastThe Spirit That Followed Me Home

Steve and friends go to the graveyard; when they leave, something comes with them.

Posted: 2015-06-15 22:54:44
PodcastPeruvian Jungle Poltergeist

Deep in the Peruvian Jungle, Pat, a biologist and guide, is hunted by an omnipotent monster.

Posted: 2015-06-14 23:37:15
PicsGerry Warner's Apparitions

Gerry Warner gives us the low-down on his bizarre collection of apparition-filled photo’s.

Posted: 2015-06-13 23:23:46
Story Peruvian Jungle Nightmares

Working as a guide and biologist in the Peruvian Jungle, Pat feels the presence of something watching him; hunting him. At night, he experiences bizarre and intense nightmares. He comes to discover this experience is affecting all of the other guides as well. Some have also experienced poltergeist-like activity.

Posted: 2015-06-10 21:10:07
StoryPeruvian Legends of the Forest

While working in the Peruvian Amazon, Pat was told of different legends regarding forest spirits. Pat tells of the Tunchi Bird (Bad Spirit) and Chuyachaki (Good Spirit).

Posted: 2015-06-10 21:05:08
Story Mars-Dream Connection

In the 90’s, before the concept of life on mars was part of our mainstream media, Pat had a strange dream. In this dream he saw strange creatures, heard a strange language; the vivid detail stuck with him. In modern times, a documented remote viewing is similar to his dream. Could it be more than a dream?

Posted: 2015-06-10 21:02:11
StoryBump In The Night

Two art students are hitting it off when a third party makes itself known; something that exhibits poltergeist-like activity.

Posted: 2015-06-08 21:28:58
PicsSomething In The Woods

Derek’s first two weeks of hunting the paranormal doesn’t seem to bare much fruit. When he is ready to give up and go home, the paranormal hunts him.

Posted: 2015-06-08 20:30:08
StoryPsychic Showdown

A surprise meeting between an empath and a witch turns sour when it draws an other-worldly entity into the fray.

Posted: 2015-05-31 09:44:25
StoryAn Uninvited Guest

Dan Osophy couldn't wait to use the families inherited Ouija Board. Unfortunately, the experience would put his family in psychiatry for six years.

Posted: 2015-05-26 17:39:46
NewsIn Memory of Leona Snow

Helping my Nan say "I was here".

Posted: 2015-05-17 21:45:33
PodcastThought Born - Dark Manifestations

Ryan experiences forceful paranormal activity. The culprit? A mass of shadows at the foot of his bed; but what are these shadows? Can thought projections physically alter the world we live in? Do we unknowingly create our own demons? Join us in our discussion.

Posted: 2015-05-17 21:38:58
PodcastPeeping Giants - Shadow Men

On a stormy night, Ryan tries to fall asleep listening to music. In his doorway, a shadow stretches as a figure walks towards it; the shadow of his brother sleepwalking he thought. Instead, he is greeted by two giant Shadow men.

Posted: 2015-05-17 21:33:04
StoryDarkness There, and Nothing More

The ghost of a young girl attaches herself to a young boy after he and his friend, presumably find, her stuffed bunny in a cemetery.

Posted: 2015-05-12 17:11:29
StoryGhost in the Stereo

When a musical toothbrush and surround sound system start talking, a couple get’s more than a little weirded out.

Posted: 2015-05-12 16:26:46
StorySpirit Magnet

A hallucinogenic tea opens the door to the spirit world. A world that stays with the user after the effects had worn off.

Posted: 2015-05-05 16:59:40
StoryStrange Light's over Texas

While watching a thunderstorm from his balcony, Ryan notices strange lights dancing about the sky. After recording a short video on his phone, he heads inside for a beer. The next thing he remembers is waking up the next day, the video gone from his phone, and a strange dream of being on an alien spaceship.

Posted: 2015-04-26 10:31:45
Story Conversations with a Mimic

On two separate occasions, Ryan carried on what at the time seemed to be two mundane, 15 minute conversations with loved ones; Ryan was alone in the house.

Posted: 2015-04-26 10:12:25
Story Dark Mass in My Room

Ryan is awoken to his sheets being violently torn away from him; at the foot of his bed hovered a dark mass.

Posted: 2015-04-26 09:23:48
StoryAngelic Incarnation

Christopher is compelled to suddenly make dramatic changes in his life; changes which he believes opened his mind to communication with two Angels. He now believes he has a higher purpose.

Posted: 2015-04-26 08:21:09
StoryEyes in the Skies

From a young age Hunter frequently spots strange, intelligent lights in the sky. The question is, are they looking back?

Posted: 2015-04-23 19:55:31
StoryGiant Shadowmen

Ryan is shocked to find two giant shadowmen peering at him through his bedroom door.

Posted: 2015-04-23 19:07:33
StoryHeaven’s Door through the Iron Maiden

Friends visit Chillingham Castle. One friend experiences a vision while climbing into an Iron Maiden for a picture.

Posted: 2015-04-12 19:02:41
PodcastFaeries - Masters of Illusion Pt. 1

Part one details who the faeries are, where they come from, and their strange powers.

Posted: 2015-04-05 21:42:35
PodcastFaeries - Masters of Illusion Pt. 2

Part 2 focuses on Faerie lights, missing time, people, and the relation to Angels and Demons.

Posted: 2015-04-05 21:42:35
NewsEffed Up Vacation

Need some alone time.

Posted: 2015-02-18 21:28:22
StoryA Monster at the Lake

Folks take six canoes downstream 11:30 at night; one canoe turns back. The remainder is toyed with by some monster in the woods as they race back to the park.

Posted: 2015-02-12 08:02:16
StorySome Old Ghosts

Three engineering students move into an apartment building who’s tenants are mostly seniors. Though neither of the young men believe in the paranormal, some strange events cause them to wonder if they might be sharing their place with some old ghosts.

Posted: 2015-02-02 22:27:27
PodcastBroken Time - Brain Lag

This episode uses a user submitted story as the catalyst to discuss our perception of time, place, memory, and reality.

Posted: 2015-01-31 00:00:00
PodcastAlien Abduction, Implants and Cross Breeding

As a mother presses her son for details, she is horrified to hear her son somehow describe how she and her family are regularly abducted by monsters from the sky.

Posted: 2015-01-27 00:00:00
PicsSaskatoon Chemtrails

Sheri Lowe discovers some ominous looking chemtrails while walking her dog at the old Sanatorium grounds in Saskatoon.

Posted: 2015-01-26 22:53:13
PodcastPAID: Ghost of Dogman

Clint Fitzpatrick grew up in a haunted house; a house haunted not by the ghost of a human, but of a monster.

Posted: 2015-01-26 22:32:19
PodcastPAID: Death by Ouija Board

Zozo proceeds to spell out the trio’s fate, predicting deaths, illnesses and other negative outcomes, all of which come true. Today, many years later, Zoe maintains that the monster known as Zozo still torments her on the anniversary of the event.

Posted: 2015-01-26 00:00:00
PodcastPAID: Highway into the Past

Two friends drive out to buy a car. During the trip, they turn off the highway onto a gravel road, and into another place in time. They are startled to see a horse pulling a carriage and a farmer dressed in old fashioned clothing.

Posted: 2015-01-26 00:00:00
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